just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”
YâallâŚ.this white man went and lived in India for 6 months where he âdiscoveredâ masala chai and decided to make his own version that he now sells and callsâŚ..mud water. I shit you not thats the brand name.
Aside from picking the most culturally insensitive name ever, heâs marketing this as if itâs a whole new creation. A brand new âcoffee substituteâ while In reality itâs literally just masala chai with some ground up mushrooms and cacao thrown in for foolishness. Like congratulations, you made weird masala tea and named it mud water.
âSo I set out to make something betterâ TEA! You made a cup of tea bitch. This man writes like he reinvented the wheel instead of just putting mushrooms in tea
He describes the tea vendors as being âdressed in ragsâ but in the commercial where he shows footage of himself being served tea, the vendors look like this?
ClothesâŚâŚ.these are clothes but somehow this man has come up with mud water and rags
Tskhkstjwkjdni under his recipe section. This is literally tea and honey.
i spent 3 weeks in italy and a man dressed in mystic garb offered me a red elixir they call âwyneâ and now i have come back to civilization to offer a new product lifted from this ancient civilization i like to call GRP \ WTR
I love this, because thereâs obviously something very clever going on to analyse patterns of language, but itâs also profoundly ignorant.
[ID: A screenshot of a Grammarly correction, labelled âclarity: concisenessâ. The original text reads âEvery book, which wasnât manyâŚâ This is crossed out with the suggestion âEverynât many bookâ and the note âConsider shortening this phrase.â /end id]
Story time: this reminds me of some kids in an English class Iâm in. They were doing written work and the teacher and I were going around checking their work. They had to do like, âdo/do notâ, and one example was âprepareâ. Something like âMy father does not/doesnât prepare dinnerâ. I look at this one kidâs paper and this galaxy-brained child had written âMy father preparenât dinnerâ and it took everything in me to not lose it laughing right there like. This child saw a pattern and ran with it and I respect that.
Intermittentlysmitten hid this in the tags and shouldnât have.
My bearded dragon is fascinated by the falling snow outside. He keeps going to the window to stare at it. He woke up from brumating to look at the snow.
Heâs a desert species smh what does he want to do with snowâŚ
artist rendition of my lizard absolutely entranced by the falling snowÂ
I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES?
The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the filmâs premiere.
Look, everyone! He has a name.
Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.
you: prince charming
me, an intellectual: PRINCE BUCKET HEAD
this is somehow cuter
Friend: hey look! Itâs Snow White and Prince Charming!
Me: Prince Bucket Head
Friend: what
Me: Prince Bucket Head. His name is Prince Bucket Head
Friend:
Me:
Actually, his name is Florian, but Buckethead will do.
Prince Buckethead was my father, you can call me Prince Florian
Iâm trying my very hardest not to burst out laughing in the middle of class, send help Iâm choking
PRINCE FLORIAN âCHARMINGâ BUCKETHEAD
Absolutely no one is going to question the fact that he stood in snow-whiteâs garden pretending to be a scarecrow for hours, standing still?
Tbh, Iâve only been able to understand this comic as her spawning him in, like how adding a pumpkin to iron blocks makes a Minecraft iron golem
university is having a breakdown looking for a very specific information for hours and wanting to drop out five times in the span of an hour only to finally find the said information and feel a rush of adrenaline making you wonder why you haven’t writen 14 thesis on the subject already seeing as you’re such a fucking genius of a person
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